Rudest tag I have seen in a month of Sundays:
( Life on Mars (UK) spoiler for the finale )

Compare with ( The Untamed spoiler for the first episode )

Which is kinda like ( Shakespeare spoiler )

When it could've been ( Bigger Shakespeare spoiler )

( Greek myth spoiler )

There are three new podfics of my work today, which is a sure sign that somewhere on the internet, someone is hosting a podfic-creation party. Dark is Rising, Rivers of London, and Vorkosigan. Enjoy! Feed the podficcers!

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[Podfic] Old ways (45 words) by FlightlessNotFightless
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Will Stanton (Dark is Rising)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Walking, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

Will goes for walks for his mental health.

Podfic of Old ways by Petra.

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[Podfic] Not an asinine question (68 words) by GoLBPodfics
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Indigo & Abigail Kamara
Characters: Indigo (Rivers of London), Abigail Kamara
Additional Tags: Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

Indigo and Abigail walk in the park.

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[Podfic] Cretaceous Park (68 words) by GoLBPodfics
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miles Vorkosigan & Ivan Vorpatril
Characters: Miles Vorkosigan, Ivan Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Dinosaurs, Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

I think they're Jacksonian.

The weight of ritual (400 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala & Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano, Padmé Amidala
Additional Tags: Superstition, Compulsive Behavior, Rituals
Summary:

Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't believe in luck.

Anakin Skywalker, on the other hand, is superstitious to a fault.

Criticism.

Literary criticism, specifically.

unspuncreature's tag on the space Buzzfeed article about an anonymous space tweeter writing limericks slew me:
"fic of all time. tenured professors will be teaching petra in 400 level poetry seminars."

And then I got a comment on this Murderbot drabble that not only included Picking Up On Themes, but the line, "Back in the days of Honors English, I bet I could get a whole paper of meaning out of your little drabble."

I Speak Six Languages is a song about the weight of overachieving from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, a musical by William Finn.

I think it would make a good song for my beleaguered blorbo, who gets saddled with a problem child when he's 25, paracanonically speaks a lot of languages, and is the master of a subclass of his martial art.